GROOVY, DUDE! Not to prove to be RUDE
But this stuff is like what you might put on MOVIE FOOD
I kid you not, on the dotted LINE SIGNED
Ever since a minor, kids considered him some kind of EINSTEIN
On a diamond MINE GRIND, she was DUMB FINE
But not quite the type that you might want to WINE AND DINE
Couldn't find a pen, had to think of a new trick
This one he wrote in cold blood with a TOOTHPICK
On second thought it's TOO THICK
His assistant said: "DOOM, YOU SICK"
He said "TRUUE" THRU 'STICS
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