המקור:

    Luffy כיף מאוד לקרוא ביקורות על כמה שהאלבום החדש של MGK טראש, תחביב שלי בימים האחרונים

    "Kelly, at age 31, hasn’t realized that introspective songwriting doesn’t stop at admitting you’re a narcissistic piece of garbage. The title track — not quite two minutes of alt-Nineties chum — has an Auto-Tuned MGK crooning and wailing insults hurled by others. (A vocal-fried Megan Fox pops up, asking, “Does he even, like, play guitar?”) But the song sputters out and it’s on to “Make Up Sex,” where he boasts, “Face down, laid pipe/Waterworks, swam in your pool.” All together now, “YECCHH!”"

    "This guys songwriting is equal to what a semi talented middle school kid would write. Zero substance. Garbage. Barkers overzealous drumming just makes it worse. I can't get the time back I wasted listening to this just to hear what this dud(e) is about. Would give it a zero if I could. Two thumbs way down. "

    "Machine Gun Kelly is a marketing genius. Everything he (or rather, his team) decides to bring into the public eye is brilliantly designed to outrage those who wouldn’t buy (into) his music, and intrigue those who would. Maximise press, maximise sales, you get the idea. Colson Baker (let’s exclusively refer to the musician by his real name, shan’t we?) giving his beloved fiancee Megan Fox a ring that will cause her to bleed if she tries to take it off? Cringy to most people over the age of thirteen; deeply epic to the singer’s target demographic. It’s clear that every inch of Colson’s public persona is curated to hell and back by money-hungry suits, which begs the question: why would they ever let him sing? Why don’t they hire some better songwriters?"

    "Oh, and who’s gonna be the one to tell Colton that he doesn’t know how to sing? Like, for real, what is even going on here? Throughout this masterpiece, the dude manages to hit like three notes at best. And they’re all flat? Honestly, kind of impressed by his (in)ability."

    "Mainstream Sellout proves that you don’t need musical talent to make it big in the music scene. You just need a whole lot of money to hire an excellent marketing team. Colson Baker is the voice of a generation that will realise his voice is pretty dreadful approximately seven months from now."

    • Ido2 אהב/ה את זה.

    RUNAWAY_
    בוכה לא סגור כל כך שהבנתי אבל הצחיק אותי בכל זאת

    • Panda

        רמה 1887
      • נערך

      It's a nightmare, yeah
      I'm too rare amongst all of this pink hair,
      ריל שיט מתי הגואט יבוא ויגאל אותנו

      Panda אספתי חלק מהמילים הכי גרועות מהאלבום החדש של MGK:

      "Yeah, part one: Why is it so hard to live?
      Part two: I shouldn't have done what I did
      Part three: Everyone left me alone
      Part four: I don't want to live anymore
      Yeah, I'd rather be a freak than somebody's puppet
      Release your leash, I don't belong in the circus"

      "I wanna talk to my dad but rest in peace
      Last month, took a gun in the room alone
      Last month, almost blew my head off"

      "I'm a lost boy, I'm a lost boy
      She's a goth girl, she's a pop girl"

      "Hit her line, my cup filled up with purple rain
      My anatomy's made up of alcohol
      It's been sevеnty hours on Adderall
      These ain't cavitiеs, it's platinum in my teeth
      Stoner and a loner, call her up, she coming over (Hey)"

      "I heard the feedback, I'm a poser
      With a guitar and a choker
      Hidin' under sunglasses
      I made an album, they hate the tracklist
      Yeah"

      "You've got it easy, you're a celebrity
      You've got new friends, and no enemies
      You'rе no icon, you're just a parody
      You might be relеvant, but just barely
      Damn"

      "It's time to confess, confess why you said this
      Time to confess, confess that you're heartless
      Uh, time to confess, confess why you said this
      Okay, I confess, I confess, I was jealous
      Time to confess, confess that you're heartless
      Okay, I confess, I confess, I'm a narcissist"

      "Someone cut the lights off please
      I don't want you to look at me
      I paint my nails black
      If I ever look happy then it's an act"

      "I'm miserable even though I made it
      Got a house in the Hills and I fuckin' hate it (Ayy)"

      באמת שכיף להיות הייטר לפעמים
      אתם ישנים על המשחק

      • Ido2 הגיבו לזה.
        • Ido2 אהב/ה את זה.

        סיקור מדים:

        In less than 9 months my degree will be finished and i’ll have to set off into the actual world and try to get jobs in audio. It depresses me to know there is a 99.9% chance nothing i ever produce, engineer or even edit will reach the audience this lazy, soulless and painful album will.

        Albums that make you hate music are rare, sure theres a lot of shit out there, but most of it is at least done with some semblance of authenticity or at least a vague sense of creativity even if it all goes wrong. It’s music like this album that trumps all in how bad it can be, music that is entirely pointless, music with not even the vaguest sense of self, and then the cherry on top of this one is that the majority of people that like it see the complete opposite, like this is some new edgy wave of expression rather than a label blatantly packaging a C list rapper in some of the most formulaic pop punk ever recorded because “mental health quirky and he hot”

        i don’t even know if i hate this album. it depresses me to the point where i can’t even hate it. i’m not trying to say some dramatic shit like “this is the death of music” or “all popular music sucks” in-fact i think we’re currently in the midst of one of the most exciting periods ever seen in music. This album is just really fucking bad and everything it stands for makes me want to quit my current life course and go work in the mines or something.

        There wasn’t much on the actual music here but come on, what can i say that hasn’t been said.

        shit
        just shit

        Edit: i fucking hate this album

          Panda שמע בתכלס הוא יצא גואט אחי
          עשה אלבום טראש בשם MAINSTREAM SELLOUT שזורקים עליו עגבניות בעטיפה

          יש מצב שהוא בכלל גאון ואף אחד לא הינדל

          RUNAWAY_ להיות הייטר לMGK זאת מצווה, אף אחד לא ישן על התענוג הזה

          • אורח

          RUNAWAY_ וואלה עגבניות ורודות זה אייקוני

            golia שים לב גם שאף אחת מהעגבניות לא פגעה בו. מטאפורה לכך שההייטרים לא יכולים עליו.

            • Ido2 הגיבו לזה.

              RUNAWAY_ אלבום שהוא אשכרה הסלוגן: "לפאת'רלסים על ידי פאת'רליסם".💀💀💀

              • Ido2

                  רמה 174
                • נערך

                RUNAWAY_ הלכת עמוק מדי בשביל סטלן מת שעושה סמים קשים בשביל להתגבר על העובדה שאבא שלו הלך לקנות חלב ולא חזר מאז

                  Ido2 ריל
                  בעצם הוא ראה שאוטיזם ראפ צובר תאוצה ויש יותר מדי תחרות אז הוא ערק לאוטיזם רוק כדי להיות המוביל בתחום

                  • Ido2 אהב/ה את זה.

                  RUNAWAY_ ממש כובש "פסגות" חדשות בקריירה

                  Ido2
                  אבא שלי עזב
                  הכלב שלי גנב
                  דוד שלי נעלב
                  לפחות יש לי חברה עכשיו
                  שם עלי גיטרה ושרשרת ניטים
                  אפילו לא קוראים לי עדי אבל זין על ביטי-ם
                  רוצה להתאבד (בד)
                  להיות חבר של שד (שד!)
                  Yeah

                  • Ido2 אהב/ה את זה.
                  • Ido2

                      רמה 174
                    • נערך

                    RUNAWAY_
                    לחברה שלי קוראים סימה
                    היא בתאכלס אמא
                    משוגעת על הפנים
                    אבא שלי שונא אותי שנים
                    מרגיש שאני עצוב
                    לפעמים קצת די אהוב
                    לפעמים מרגיש עצוב
                    בתאכלס די מרוד
                    ani kzat dei autist
                    yeah

                    אכלתי קרינג׳ מהעישון סיגריה הלא הכרחי הזה תוך כדי הביצוע